Wednesday, February 14, 2007

Alan Counihan

This from today's IT, fantastic...

Madam, - I heard the Tánaiste on Tuesday's Morning Irelanddescribing the political party of which he is leader as "a Ronseal Party. It does what it says on the tin".
I have such a tin to hand. The legend on its side informs me that the contents are ultra-tough and impart a deep gloss to wooden material. They are, however, very toxic and contain a high percentage of volatile compounds. Prolonged contact is not recommended.
In cases of extended exposure immediate washing with plenty of soap and water is advised. Above all, they should be kept out of the reach of children. - Yours etc,
ALAN COUNIHAN, Tullabrin, Johnswell, Co Kilkenny.

Source: http://www.ireland.com/newspaper/letters/2007/0215/index.html

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