Psychopath on the loose warning

This is a warning.

The psychopath Michael O'Neill is to be released from prison on May 17th. This thug is liable to kill anyone whom he wants, and should be avoided at all costs.

Source: http://www.ireland.com/newspaper/ireland/2007/0308/1173121318814.html

Kevin Wade, Rialto - a coward and a liar

Kevin Wade, hang him high. This cancer must be cut out.

Source: http://www.ireland.com/newspaper/ireland/2007/0308/1173121320786.html

So rude!

I noticed today while exiting the Whitewater Complex Newbridge carpark, that the machine declares "Please insert ticket!". Why the superfluous exclamation? If you intend to shout, why use the word 'please'? Is it your way of saying "Have a nice day"?

Has anybody else noticed any other strange signs in Ireland?